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September 22, 2010 at 9:48 PM #609377September 22, 2010 at 11:37 PM #608333temeculaguyParticipant
I love an innuendo thread, especially about my favorite topic.
1st, to the OP regarding his research. With so many people walking away from houses, I haven’t a clue why anyone would cohibitate with an ex spouse, just let the house go and start over. None of the benefits of living together exist (sex, encouragement, teamwork, love, etc) and none of the benefits of singlehood exist (freedom, sex, independence, drinking, watching sports, not watching reality shows, porn, etc) so it’s basically hell. Enduring hell for money is worse than prostitution, at least prostitutes get a lot of sex and free time, I’m guessing of course.
Now on to the inneundo’s of older vs newer models. I’ve been at most of dealers and done my share of test drives. If renting and variety are not an option (which is the best option, of course) then 60’s models are the best choice. The depreciation hit was taken by someone else and the wall hasn’t been hit yet. Just avoid long term loans on these cars as their reliability is spotty. 60’s models have the right curves (either oem or aftermarket, doesn’t matter), slightly sturdier chasis but still have shiny paint and plush interiors. Go for the garaged, single owner, and older owner resales, clean carfax is a must, salvage title is to be avoided. The late 70’s, early 80’s is fine for a vacation rental but not for keeping. The 50’s stuff, well a car that old starts to need belts and hoses, none of which work all that great, plus it’s out of style. There are occasions when you find a classic that has modern features, upgraded and has been remodeled, ie. look for a new grill, artwork on the trunk, it’s an indication that under the hood there’s a steam cleaned engine. But do your research on anything built in the 50’s or earlier, just being an old car doesn’t make it a classic car, but they are out there.
Enough innuendo, seriously, for the pig ladies out there, regardless of age. Just own it, if things aren’t what they used to be, flaunt it anyways, wear things that make women gasp and men drool. For some reason there is nothing sexier than a size 12 woman in a size 6 dress that is fighting for it’s life, it just says I really don’t care what you think, I’m sexy. Shop the thong section at victoria’s even if you have to special order a 3x and don’t just use that razor on your legs in the shower (men will thank me for saying that, it had to be said). All women are beautiful, they are just told too often that they aren’t good enough, once they get past that, it’s all good.
September 22, 2010 at 11:37 PM #608419temeculaguyParticipantI love an innuendo thread, especially about my favorite topic.
1st, to the OP regarding his research. With so many people walking away from houses, I haven’t a clue why anyone would cohibitate with an ex spouse, just let the house go and start over. None of the benefits of living together exist (sex, encouragement, teamwork, love, etc) and none of the benefits of singlehood exist (freedom, sex, independence, drinking, watching sports, not watching reality shows, porn, etc) so it’s basically hell. Enduring hell for money is worse than prostitution, at least prostitutes get a lot of sex and free time, I’m guessing of course.
Now on to the inneundo’s of older vs newer models. I’ve been at most of dealers and done my share of test drives. If renting and variety are not an option (which is the best option, of course) then 60’s models are the best choice. The depreciation hit was taken by someone else and the wall hasn’t been hit yet. Just avoid long term loans on these cars as their reliability is spotty. 60’s models have the right curves (either oem or aftermarket, doesn’t matter), slightly sturdier chasis but still have shiny paint and plush interiors. Go for the garaged, single owner, and older owner resales, clean carfax is a must, salvage title is to be avoided. The late 70’s, early 80’s is fine for a vacation rental but not for keeping. The 50’s stuff, well a car that old starts to need belts and hoses, none of which work all that great, plus it’s out of style. There are occasions when you find a classic that has modern features, upgraded and has been remodeled, ie. look for a new grill, artwork on the trunk, it’s an indication that under the hood there’s a steam cleaned engine. But do your research on anything built in the 50’s or earlier, just being an old car doesn’t make it a classic car, but they are out there.
Enough innuendo, seriously, for the pig ladies out there, regardless of age. Just own it, if things aren’t what they used to be, flaunt it anyways, wear things that make women gasp and men drool. For some reason there is nothing sexier than a size 12 woman in a size 6 dress that is fighting for it’s life, it just says I really don’t care what you think, I’m sexy. Shop the thong section at victoria’s even if you have to special order a 3x and don’t just use that razor on your legs in the shower (men will thank me for saying that, it had to be said). All women are beautiful, they are just told too often that they aren’t good enough, once they get past that, it’s all good.
September 22, 2010 at 11:37 PM #608973temeculaguyParticipantI love an innuendo thread, especially about my favorite topic.
1st, to the OP regarding his research. With so many people walking away from houses, I haven’t a clue why anyone would cohibitate with an ex spouse, just let the house go and start over. None of the benefits of living together exist (sex, encouragement, teamwork, love, etc) and none of the benefits of singlehood exist (freedom, sex, independence, drinking, watching sports, not watching reality shows, porn, etc) so it’s basically hell. Enduring hell for money is worse than prostitution, at least prostitutes get a lot of sex and free time, I’m guessing of course.
Now on to the inneundo’s of older vs newer models. I’ve been at most of dealers and done my share of test drives. If renting and variety are not an option (which is the best option, of course) then 60’s models are the best choice. The depreciation hit was taken by someone else and the wall hasn’t been hit yet. Just avoid long term loans on these cars as their reliability is spotty. 60’s models have the right curves (either oem or aftermarket, doesn’t matter), slightly sturdier chasis but still have shiny paint and plush interiors. Go for the garaged, single owner, and older owner resales, clean carfax is a must, salvage title is to be avoided. The late 70’s, early 80’s is fine for a vacation rental but not for keeping. The 50’s stuff, well a car that old starts to need belts and hoses, none of which work all that great, plus it’s out of style. There are occasions when you find a classic that has modern features, upgraded and has been remodeled, ie. look for a new grill, artwork on the trunk, it’s an indication that under the hood there’s a steam cleaned engine. But do your research on anything built in the 50’s or earlier, just being an old car doesn’t make it a classic car, but they are out there.
Enough innuendo, seriously, for the pig ladies out there, regardless of age. Just own it, if things aren’t what they used to be, flaunt it anyways, wear things that make women gasp and men drool. For some reason there is nothing sexier than a size 12 woman in a size 6 dress that is fighting for it’s life, it just says I really don’t care what you think, I’m sexy. Shop the thong section at victoria’s even if you have to special order a 3x and don’t just use that razor on your legs in the shower (men will thank me for saying that, it had to be said). All women are beautiful, they are just told too often that they aren’t good enough, once they get past that, it’s all good.
September 22, 2010 at 11:37 PM #609082temeculaguyParticipantI love an innuendo thread, especially about my favorite topic.
1st, to the OP regarding his research. With so many people walking away from houses, I haven’t a clue why anyone would cohibitate with an ex spouse, just let the house go and start over. None of the benefits of living together exist (sex, encouragement, teamwork, love, etc) and none of the benefits of singlehood exist (freedom, sex, independence, drinking, watching sports, not watching reality shows, porn, etc) so it’s basically hell. Enduring hell for money is worse than prostitution, at least prostitutes get a lot of sex and free time, I’m guessing of course.
Now on to the inneundo’s of older vs newer models. I’ve been at most of dealers and done my share of test drives. If renting and variety are not an option (which is the best option, of course) then 60’s models are the best choice. The depreciation hit was taken by someone else and the wall hasn’t been hit yet. Just avoid long term loans on these cars as their reliability is spotty. 60’s models have the right curves (either oem or aftermarket, doesn’t matter), slightly sturdier chasis but still have shiny paint and plush interiors. Go for the garaged, single owner, and older owner resales, clean carfax is a must, salvage title is to be avoided. The late 70’s, early 80’s is fine for a vacation rental but not for keeping. The 50’s stuff, well a car that old starts to need belts and hoses, none of which work all that great, plus it’s out of style. There are occasions when you find a classic that has modern features, upgraded and has been remodeled, ie. look for a new grill, artwork on the trunk, it’s an indication that under the hood there’s a steam cleaned engine. But do your research on anything built in the 50’s or earlier, just being an old car doesn’t make it a classic car, but they are out there.
Enough innuendo, seriously, for the pig ladies out there, regardless of age. Just own it, if things aren’t what they used to be, flaunt it anyways, wear things that make women gasp and men drool. For some reason there is nothing sexier than a size 12 woman in a size 6 dress that is fighting for it’s life, it just says I really don’t care what you think, I’m sexy. Shop the thong section at victoria’s even if you have to special order a 3x and don’t just use that razor on your legs in the shower (men will thank me for saying that, it had to be said). All women are beautiful, they are just told too often that they aren’t good enough, once they get past that, it’s all good.
September 22, 2010 at 11:37 PM #609402temeculaguyParticipantI love an innuendo thread, especially about my favorite topic.
1st, to the OP regarding his research. With so many people walking away from houses, I haven’t a clue why anyone would cohibitate with an ex spouse, just let the house go and start over. None of the benefits of living together exist (sex, encouragement, teamwork, love, etc) and none of the benefits of singlehood exist (freedom, sex, independence, drinking, watching sports, not watching reality shows, porn, etc) so it’s basically hell. Enduring hell for money is worse than prostitution, at least prostitutes get a lot of sex and free time, I’m guessing of course.
Now on to the inneundo’s of older vs newer models. I’ve been at most of dealers and done my share of test drives. If renting and variety are not an option (which is the best option, of course) then 60’s models are the best choice. The depreciation hit was taken by someone else and the wall hasn’t been hit yet. Just avoid long term loans on these cars as their reliability is spotty. 60’s models have the right curves (either oem or aftermarket, doesn’t matter), slightly sturdier chasis but still have shiny paint and plush interiors. Go for the garaged, single owner, and older owner resales, clean carfax is a must, salvage title is to be avoided. The late 70’s, early 80’s is fine for a vacation rental but not for keeping. The 50’s stuff, well a car that old starts to need belts and hoses, none of which work all that great, plus it’s out of style. There are occasions when you find a classic that has modern features, upgraded and has been remodeled, ie. look for a new grill, artwork on the trunk, it’s an indication that under the hood there’s a steam cleaned engine. But do your research on anything built in the 50’s or earlier, just being an old car doesn’t make it a classic car, but they are out there.
Enough innuendo, seriously, for the pig ladies out there, regardless of age. Just own it, if things aren’t what they used to be, flaunt it anyways, wear things that make women gasp and men drool. For some reason there is nothing sexier than a size 12 woman in a size 6 dress that is fighting for it’s life, it just says I really don’t care what you think, I’m sexy. Shop the thong section at victoria’s even if you have to special order a 3x and don’t just use that razor on your legs in the shower (men will thank me for saying that, it had to be said). All women are beautiful, they are just told too often that they aren’t good enough, once they get past that, it’s all good.
September 23, 2010 at 3:39 AM #608378CoronitaParticipant[quote=bearishgurl][quote=Wickedheart][quote=bearishgurl][quote=LesBaer45]I find the 70s models to simply be too much of depreciated asset.
The 80s models are rapidly becoming a high maintenance item.
I prefer early 90’s models myself. ;-)[/quote]
How OLD are you, LesBaer??[/quote]
Most likely waay too old for early 90’s models.[/quote]
Well, I was more than a little “concerned.” Couldn’t decide if LesBaer45 was 45 over two years ago when he signed up to be a Pigg or was born in 1945. IMO, either way, he’s toast for all three categories of models.[/quote]
Not necessarily. In CV, I can’t help but notice that there seems to be a lot of 45-50+ men scooting around with some early 30 year old, and in some cases early 20ies. I know definitely it’s not their daughter because I see them kissing on the lips (at least, I hope it’s not their daughters…eweeee.).And I’m pretty sure the guy is old (the wrinkles on his neck gives it away)….Of course, it does appear this comes as a price…At the opposite extreme, I have seen some cougars here too, which is interesting (her hand gives it away, though my definition of a cougar is something with a 10+ year age gap).I guess money can’t buy happiness, but can come pretty darn close….
September 23, 2010 at 3:39 AM #608464CoronitaParticipant[quote=bearishgurl][quote=Wickedheart][quote=bearishgurl][quote=LesBaer45]I find the 70s models to simply be too much of depreciated asset.
The 80s models are rapidly becoming a high maintenance item.
I prefer early 90’s models myself. ;-)[/quote]
How OLD are you, LesBaer??[/quote]
Most likely waay too old for early 90’s models.[/quote]
Well, I was more than a little “concerned.” Couldn’t decide if LesBaer45 was 45 over two years ago when he signed up to be a Pigg or was born in 1945. IMO, either way, he’s toast for all three categories of models.[/quote]
Not necessarily. In CV, I can’t help but notice that there seems to be a lot of 45-50+ men scooting around with some early 30 year old, and in some cases early 20ies. I know definitely it’s not their daughter because I see them kissing on the lips (at least, I hope it’s not their daughters…eweeee.).And I’m pretty sure the guy is old (the wrinkles on his neck gives it away)….Of course, it does appear this comes as a price…At the opposite extreme, I have seen some cougars here too, which is interesting (her hand gives it away, though my definition of a cougar is something with a 10+ year age gap).I guess money can’t buy happiness, but can come pretty darn close….
September 23, 2010 at 3:39 AM #609018CoronitaParticipant[quote=bearishgurl][quote=Wickedheart][quote=bearishgurl][quote=LesBaer45]I find the 70s models to simply be too much of depreciated asset.
The 80s models are rapidly becoming a high maintenance item.
I prefer early 90’s models myself. ;-)[/quote]
How OLD are you, LesBaer??[/quote]
Most likely waay too old for early 90’s models.[/quote]
Well, I was more than a little “concerned.” Couldn’t decide if LesBaer45 was 45 over two years ago when he signed up to be a Pigg or was born in 1945. IMO, either way, he’s toast for all three categories of models.[/quote]
Not necessarily. In CV, I can’t help but notice that there seems to be a lot of 45-50+ men scooting around with some early 30 year old, and in some cases early 20ies. I know definitely it’s not their daughter because I see them kissing on the lips (at least, I hope it’s not their daughters…eweeee.).And I’m pretty sure the guy is old (the wrinkles on his neck gives it away)….Of course, it does appear this comes as a price…At the opposite extreme, I have seen some cougars here too, which is interesting (her hand gives it away, though my definition of a cougar is something with a 10+ year age gap).I guess money can’t buy happiness, but can come pretty darn close….
September 23, 2010 at 3:39 AM #609127CoronitaParticipant[quote=bearishgurl][quote=Wickedheart][quote=bearishgurl][quote=LesBaer45]I find the 70s models to simply be too much of depreciated asset.
The 80s models are rapidly becoming a high maintenance item.
I prefer early 90’s models myself. ;-)[/quote]
How OLD are you, LesBaer??[/quote]
Most likely waay too old for early 90’s models.[/quote]
Well, I was more than a little “concerned.” Couldn’t decide if LesBaer45 was 45 over two years ago when he signed up to be a Pigg or was born in 1945. IMO, either way, he’s toast for all three categories of models.[/quote]
Not necessarily. In CV, I can’t help but notice that there seems to be a lot of 45-50+ men scooting around with some early 30 year old, and in some cases early 20ies. I know definitely it’s not their daughter because I see them kissing on the lips (at least, I hope it’s not their daughters…eweeee.).And I’m pretty sure the guy is old (the wrinkles on his neck gives it away)….Of course, it does appear this comes as a price…At the opposite extreme, I have seen some cougars here too, which is interesting (her hand gives it away, though my definition of a cougar is something with a 10+ year age gap).I guess money can’t buy happiness, but can come pretty darn close….
September 23, 2010 at 3:39 AM #609448CoronitaParticipant[quote=bearishgurl][quote=Wickedheart][quote=bearishgurl][quote=LesBaer45]I find the 70s models to simply be too much of depreciated asset.
The 80s models are rapidly becoming a high maintenance item.
I prefer early 90’s models myself. ;-)[/quote]
How OLD are you, LesBaer??[/quote]
Most likely waay too old for early 90’s models.[/quote]
Well, I was more than a little “concerned.” Couldn’t decide if LesBaer45 was 45 over two years ago when he signed up to be a Pigg or was born in 1945. IMO, either way, he’s toast for all three categories of models.[/quote]
Not necessarily. In CV, I can’t help but notice that there seems to be a lot of 45-50+ men scooting around with some early 30 year old, and in some cases early 20ies. I know definitely it’s not their daughter because I see them kissing on the lips (at least, I hope it’s not their daughters…eweeee.).And I’m pretty sure the guy is old (the wrinkles on his neck gives it away)….Of course, it does appear this comes as a price…At the opposite extreme, I have seen some cougars here too, which is interesting (her hand gives it away, though my definition of a cougar is something with a 10+ year age gap).I guess money can’t buy happiness, but can come pretty darn close….
September 23, 2010 at 8:41 AM #608403ShadowfaxParticipantPig Gal here, classic late 60’s model (almost 70’s). I have leased to own my own model-another late 60’s classic with sleek but masculine lines and a 5 speed manual transmission that handles well, moves and grooves around town and on the highway and gets great gas mileage It’s the Lightening McQueen to my Ms. Sally.
Nonethless, it is good to know that there are connoisseurs and enthusiasts out there who appreciate that transportation is about more than the body work or headlights, that the engine, dashboard and even the trunk can all be signs of character and that sometimes the plush interior alone can be a little piece of heaven. Enjoy the road, Piggs!
So this thread begs the question, if you were a car, what model best describes you?
September 23, 2010 at 8:41 AM #608489ShadowfaxParticipantPig Gal here, classic late 60’s model (almost 70’s). I have leased to own my own model-another late 60’s classic with sleek but masculine lines and a 5 speed manual transmission that handles well, moves and grooves around town and on the highway and gets great gas mileage It’s the Lightening McQueen to my Ms. Sally.
Nonethless, it is good to know that there are connoisseurs and enthusiasts out there who appreciate that transportation is about more than the body work or headlights, that the engine, dashboard and even the trunk can all be signs of character and that sometimes the plush interior alone can be a little piece of heaven. Enjoy the road, Piggs!
So this thread begs the question, if you were a car, what model best describes you?
September 23, 2010 at 8:41 AM #609043ShadowfaxParticipantPig Gal here, classic late 60’s model (almost 70’s). I have leased to own my own model-another late 60’s classic with sleek but masculine lines and a 5 speed manual transmission that handles well, moves and grooves around town and on the highway and gets great gas mileage It’s the Lightening McQueen to my Ms. Sally.
Nonethless, it is good to know that there are connoisseurs and enthusiasts out there who appreciate that transportation is about more than the body work or headlights, that the engine, dashboard and even the trunk can all be signs of character and that sometimes the plush interior alone can be a little piece of heaven. Enjoy the road, Piggs!
So this thread begs the question, if you were a car, what model best describes you?
September 23, 2010 at 8:41 AM #609152ShadowfaxParticipantPig Gal here, classic late 60’s model (almost 70’s). I have leased to own my own model-another late 60’s classic with sleek but masculine lines and a 5 speed manual transmission that handles well, moves and grooves around town and on the highway and gets great gas mileage It’s the Lightening McQueen to my Ms. Sally.
Nonethless, it is good to know that there are connoisseurs and enthusiasts out there who appreciate that transportation is about more than the body work or headlights, that the engine, dashboard and even the trunk can all be signs of character and that sometimes the plush interior alone can be a little piece of heaven. Enjoy the road, Piggs!
So this thread begs the question, if you were a car, what model best describes you?
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