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[jpinpb]

[quote=temeculaguy]jp, I tried that one, they don’t eat the garlic but it only pushes them a few feet and they will go around or under it. I’m not sure I have normal gophers, I may need to contact some scientists because it’s possible that I have a mutant species with superhero abilites, they may be related to the monty python killer bunny. They got by a retaining wall that goes below the surface two feet, past a stretch of concrete, beyond poison pellets, poison gas and a trap laden minefield about twenty feet long to their promiseland of my front yard. I fully expect that the morning after I place the solar powered sonar repellers, I will walk out to my car and find them sitting on the wall, smoking cigarettes, drinking 40oz malt liquor and laughing at me while I look down to see the repellers broken into a dozen pieces. My gophers have tattoos and wear raiders jersey’s. I was thinking of waiting hawk’s method of a .22 but not sure if that will kill them, it might just make them mad, I may need to jump straight to Allan’s aresenal. I’m just afraid that the authorities will get suspicious if I start running internet searches for “yellow cake uranium.”[/quote]
LOL. OMG, sounds like you have a new chemical-resistent breed of gophers and what doesn’t kill them makes them stronger. At this point you should not kill them, but capture them and sell them to a lab for research. They may hold the secret cure for many illnesses. You may have a goldmine in your backyard. How much you think you can get for each one? Maybe they have a dinosaur gene in them or something.

[Hobie]

Gophers – The Black Box. Find it at Hanks hardware or Ace. It’s a black box with a small hole in one end. Bury it so the hole is exposed to light. The gopher will try and close the hole and will trip a spring trapping the varmint. Worked after trying flooding, road flares, guns, etc.

Roach and Silverfish – Roach Proof – Again at an ACE Hardware. It’s a fine powder much like the Boric Acid and sprinkled around will work. Give it a couple of weeks.

Good Luck.

[Hobie]

Gophers – The Black Box. Find it at Hanks hardware or Ace. It’s a black box with a small hole in one end. Bury it so the hole is exposed to light. The gopher will try and close the hole and will trip a spring trapping the varmint. Worked after trying flooding, road flares, guns, etc.

Roach and Silverfish – Roach Proof – Again at an ACE Hardware. It’s a fine powder much like the Boric Acid and sprinkled around will work. Give it a couple of weeks.

Good Luck.

[Hobie]

Gophers – The Black Box. Find it at Hanks hardware or Ace. It’s a black box with a small hole in one end. Bury it so the hole is exposed to light. The gopher will try and close the hole and will trip a spring trapping the varmint. Worked after trying flooding, road flares, guns, etc.

Roach and Silverfish – Roach Proof – Again at an ACE Hardware. It’s a fine powder much like the Boric Acid and sprinkled around will work. Give it a couple of weeks.

Good Luck.

[Hobie]

Gophers – The Black Box. Find it at Hanks hardware or Ace. It’s a black box with a small hole in one end. Bury it so the hole is exposed to light. The gopher will try and close the hole and will trip a spring trapping the varmint. Worked after trying flooding, road flares, guns, etc.

Roach and Silverfish – Roach Proof – Again at an ACE Hardware. It’s a fine powder much like the Boric Acid and sprinkled around will work. Give it a couple of weeks.

Good Luck.

[Hobie]

Gophers – The Black Box. Find it at Hanks hardware or Ace. It’s a black box with a small hole in one end. Bury it so the hole is exposed to light. The gopher will try and close the hole and will trip a spring trapping the varmint. Worked after trying flooding, road flares, guns, etc.

Roach and Silverfish – Roach Proof – Again at an ACE Hardware. It’s a fine powder much like the Boric Acid and sprinkled around will work. Give it a couple of weeks.

Good Luck.

[temeculaguy]

I’ve had the black box for one year, not one catch. I loaned it to friends and it worked like a charm (3 dead in 48 hours), It’s been in place for one year, been tripped a dozen times, not one dead gopher. I move it to the freshest holes every few days, I trip it to make sure it works, I’ve tried various strategies of deployment, the square version and the tubular one with the light hole, burried it deep, shallow, angles, you name it. I know they work, I’ve seen them outperform every other trap, I’ve even seen this exact unit work on other people’s gophers, which is why I am only partly joking about my “supergophers.”

If I do ever catch one, I wonder if eating it will make me immortal?

[temeculaguy]

I’ve had the black box for one year, not one catch. I loaned it to friends and it worked like a charm (3 dead in 48 hours), It’s been in place for one year, been tripped a dozen times, not one dead gopher. I move it to the freshest holes every few days, I trip it to make sure it works, I’ve tried various strategies of deployment, the square version and the tubular one with the light hole, burried it deep, shallow, angles, you name it. I know they work, I’ve seen them outperform every other trap, I’ve even seen this exact unit work on other people’s gophers, which is why I am only partly joking about my “supergophers.”

If I do ever catch one, I wonder if eating it will make me immortal?

[temeculaguy]

I’ve had the black box for one year, not one catch. I loaned it to friends and it worked like a charm (3 dead in 48 hours), It’s been in place for one year, been tripped a dozen times, not one dead gopher. I move it to the freshest holes every few days, I trip it to make sure it works, I’ve tried various strategies of deployment, the square version and the tubular one with the light hole, burried it deep, shallow, angles, you name it. I know they work, I’ve seen them outperform every other trap, I’ve even seen this exact unit work on other people’s gophers, which is why I am only partly joking about my “supergophers.”

If I do ever catch one, I wonder if eating it will make me immortal?

[temeculaguy]

I’ve had the black box for one year, not one catch. I loaned it to friends and it worked like a charm (3 dead in 48 hours), It’s been in place for one year, been tripped a dozen times, not one dead gopher. I move it to the freshest holes every few days, I trip it to make sure it works, I’ve tried various strategies of deployment, the square version and the tubular one with the light hole, burried it deep, shallow, angles, you name it. I know they work, I’ve seen them outperform every other trap, I’ve even seen this exact unit work on other people’s gophers, which is why I am only partly joking about my “supergophers.”

If I do ever catch one, I wonder if eating it will make me immortal?

[temeculaguy]

I’ve had the black box for one year, not one catch. I loaned it to friends and it worked like a charm (3 dead in 48 hours), It’s been in place for one year, been tripped a dozen times, not one dead gopher. I move it to the freshest holes every few days, I trip it to make sure it works, I’ve tried various strategies of deployment, the square version and the tubular one with the light hole, burried it deep, shallow, angles, you name it. I know they work, I’ve seen them outperform every other trap, I’ve even seen this exact unit work on other people’s gophers, which is why I am only partly joking about my “supergophers.”

If I do ever catch one, I wonder if eating it will make me immortal?

[LuckyInOC]

[quote=waiting hawk]When I lived in San Bernardino I had 4 gophers. the 2 in the back I flooded them out and when they poppped out I shot them with my 22 rifle. The cops never came lol. I figured the larger the caliper ups the chances of police in that city. The 2 in the front I flooded and kicked them in the head so hard with my steal toed work boots. Man those little suckers can fly. Fun times. I have probably 10-20 gophers currently on my acre but do not think I can shoot them here. Be funny to put a video on utube kicking the crap outta em.[/quote]

TG,

This may give you some hope…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU3A_F8lRpY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0XCOPEIWgM&feature=related

Friend at work vacations to Utah every year for this..

Not that I ever would approve of this…

Luck In OC

[LuckyInOC]

[quote=waiting hawk]When I lived in San Bernardino I had 4 gophers. the 2 in the back I flooded them out and when they poppped out I shot them with my 22 rifle. The cops never came lol. I figured the larger the caliper ups the chances of police in that city. The 2 in the front I flooded and kicked them in the head so hard with my steal toed work boots. Man those little suckers can fly. Fun times. I have probably 10-20 gophers currently on my acre but do not think I can shoot them here. Be funny to put a video on utube kicking the crap outta em.[/quote]

TG,

This may give you some hope…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU3A_F8lRpY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0XCOPEIWgM&feature=related

Friend at work vacations to Utah every year for this..

Not that I ever would approve of this…

Luck In OC

[LuckyInOC]

[quote=waiting hawk]When I lived in San Bernardino I had 4 gophers. the 2 in the back I flooded them out and when they poppped out I shot them with my 22 rifle. The cops never came lol. I figured the larger the caliper ups the chances of police in that city. The 2 in the front I flooded and kicked them in the head so hard with my steal toed work boots. Man those little suckers can fly. Fun times. I have probably 10-20 gophers currently on my acre but do not think I can shoot them here. Be funny to put a video on utube kicking the crap outta em.[/quote]

TG,

This may give you some hope…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU3A_F8lRpY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0XCOPEIWgM&feature=related

Friend at work vacations to Utah every year for this..

Not that I ever would approve of this…

Luck In OC

[LuckyInOC]

[quote=waiting hawk]When I lived in San Bernardino I had 4 gophers. the 2 in the back I flooded them out and when they poppped out I shot them with my 22 rifle. The cops never came lol. I figured the larger the caliper ups the chances of police in that city. The 2 in the front I flooded and kicked them in the head so hard with my steal toed work boots. Man those little suckers can fly. Fun times. I have probably 10-20 gophers currently on my acre but do not think I can shoot them here. Be funny to put a video on utube kicking the crap outta em.[/quote]

TG,

This may give you some hope…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU3A_F8lRpY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0XCOPEIWgM&feature=related

Friend at work vacations to Utah every year for this..

Not that I ever would approve of this…

Luck In OC

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