BREAKING NEWS – The Recession is over in Q3

[socrattt]

According to some top economists the recession is almost over!! We really are a bunch of stupid Piggs to believe any different.

I think the new minimum wage jobs in 2010 will be politicians, economists and news anchors.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090810/us_nm/us_usa_economy_survey

[jpinpb]

LOL. Now that’s a headline. I was wide-eyed till I read the story.

A little confused by the double-speak:

“The worst U.S. recession since the Great Depression will probably end in the third quarter, but there is uncertainty over the speed and duration of the economic recovery.”

So it’ll be over, but not sure how fast it will recover or how long it’ll be recovered.

Way to CYA.

[jpinpb]

LOL. Now that’s a headline. I was wide-eyed till I read the story.

A little confused by the double-speak:

“The worst U.S. recession since the Great Depression will probably end in the third quarter, but there is uncertainty over the speed and duration of the economic recovery.”

So it’ll be over, but not sure how fast it will recover or how long it’ll be recovered.

Way to CYA.

[jpinpb]

LOL. Now that’s a headline. I was wide-eyed till I read the story.

A little confused by the double-speak:

“The worst U.S. recession since the Great Depression will probably end in the third quarter, but there is uncertainty over the speed and duration of the economic recovery.”

So it’ll be over, but not sure how fast it will recover or how long it’ll be recovered.

Way to CYA.

[jpinpb]

LOL. Now that’s a headline. I was wide-eyed till I read the story.

A little confused by the double-speak:

“The worst U.S. recession since the Great Depression will probably end in the third quarter, but there is uncertainty over the speed and duration of the economic recovery.”

So it’ll be over, but not sure how fast it will recover or how long it’ll be recovered.

Way to CYA.

[jpinpb]

LOL. Now that’s a headline. I was wide-eyed till I read the story.

A little confused by the double-speak:

“The worst U.S. recession since the Great Depression will probably end in the third quarter, but there is uncertainty over the speed and duration of the economic recovery.”

So it’ll be over, but not sure how fast it will recover or how long it’ll be recovered.

Way to CYA.

[4plexowner]

for some reason this scene from Catch-22 comes to mind – it must be the idea that we are supposed to accept something that is blatant bullshit as making sense

~

Maj. Major Major Major: Sergeant, from now on, I don’t want anyone to come in and see me while I’m in my office. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir? What do I say to people who want to come in and see you while you’re gone?
Maj. Major Major Major: Tell them I’m in and ask them to wait.
First Sgt. Towser: For how long?
Maj. Major Major Major: Until I’ve left.
First Sgt. Towser: And then what do I do with them?
Maj. Major Major Major: I don’t care.
First Sgt. Towser: May I send people in to see you after you’ve left?
Maj. Major Major Major: Yes.
First Sgt. Towser: You won’t be here then, will you?
Maj. Major Major Major: No.
First Sgt. Towser: I see, sir. Will that be all?
Maj. Major Major Major: Also, Sergeant, I don’t want you coming in while I’m in my office asking me if there’s anything you can do for me. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir. When should I come in your office and ask if there’s anything I can do for you?
Maj. Major Major Major: When I’m not there.
First Sgt. Towser: What do I do then?
Maj. Major Major Major: Whatever has to be done.
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir.

[4plexowner]

for some reason this scene from Catch-22 comes to mind – it must be the idea that we are supposed to accept something that is blatant bullshit as making sense

~

Maj. Major Major Major: Sergeant, from now on, I don’t want anyone to come in and see me while I’m in my office. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir? What do I say to people who want to come in and see you while you’re gone?
Maj. Major Major Major: Tell them I’m in and ask them to wait.
First Sgt. Towser: For how long?
Maj. Major Major Major: Until I’ve left.
First Sgt. Towser: And then what do I do with them?
Maj. Major Major Major: I don’t care.
First Sgt. Towser: May I send people in to see you after you’ve left?
Maj. Major Major Major: Yes.
First Sgt. Towser: You won’t be here then, will you?
Maj. Major Major Major: No.
First Sgt. Towser: I see, sir. Will that be all?
Maj. Major Major Major: Also, Sergeant, I don’t want you coming in while I’m in my office asking me if there’s anything you can do for me. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir. When should I come in your office and ask if there’s anything I can do for you?
Maj. Major Major Major: When I’m not there.
First Sgt. Towser: What do I do then?
Maj. Major Major Major: Whatever has to be done.
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir.

[4plexowner]

for some reason this scene from Catch-22 comes to mind – it must be the idea that we are supposed to accept something that is blatant bullshit as making sense

~

Maj. Major Major Major: Sergeant, from now on, I don’t want anyone to come in and see me while I’m in my office. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir? What do I say to people who want to come in and see you while you’re gone?
Maj. Major Major Major: Tell them I’m in and ask them to wait.
First Sgt. Towser: For how long?
Maj. Major Major Major: Until I’ve left.
First Sgt. Towser: And then what do I do with them?
Maj. Major Major Major: I don’t care.
First Sgt. Towser: May I send people in to see you after you’ve left?
Maj. Major Major Major: Yes.
First Sgt. Towser: You won’t be here then, will you?
Maj. Major Major Major: No.
First Sgt. Towser: I see, sir. Will that be all?
Maj. Major Major Major: Also, Sergeant, I don’t want you coming in while I’m in my office asking me if there’s anything you can do for me. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir. When should I come in your office and ask if there’s anything I can do for you?
Maj. Major Major Major: When I’m not there.
First Sgt. Towser: What do I do then?
Maj. Major Major Major: Whatever has to be done.
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir.

[4plexowner]

for some reason this scene from Catch-22 comes to mind – it must be the idea that we are supposed to accept something that is blatant bullshit as making sense

~

Maj. Major Major Major: Sergeant, from now on, I don’t want anyone to come in and see me while I’m in my office. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir? What do I say to people who want to come in and see you while you’re gone?
Maj. Major Major Major: Tell them I’m in and ask them to wait.
First Sgt. Towser: For how long?
Maj. Major Major Major: Until I’ve left.
First Sgt. Towser: And then what do I do with them?
Maj. Major Major Major: I don’t care.
First Sgt. Towser: May I send people in to see you after you’ve left?
Maj. Major Major Major: Yes.
First Sgt. Towser: You won’t be here then, will you?
Maj. Major Major Major: No.
First Sgt. Towser: I see, sir. Will that be all?
Maj. Major Major Major: Also, Sergeant, I don’t want you coming in while I’m in my office asking me if there’s anything you can do for me. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir. When should I come in your office and ask if there’s anything I can do for you?
Maj. Major Major Major: When I’m not there.
First Sgt. Towser: What do I do then?
Maj. Major Major Major: Whatever has to be done.
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir.

[4plexowner]

for some reason this scene from Catch-22 comes to mind – it must be the idea that we are supposed to accept something that is blatant bullshit as making sense

~

Maj. Major Major Major: Sergeant, from now on, I don’t want anyone to come in and see me while I’m in my office. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir? What do I say to people who want to come in and see you while you’re gone?
Maj. Major Major Major: Tell them I’m in and ask them to wait.
First Sgt. Towser: For how long?
Maj. Major Major Major: Until I’ve left.
First Sgt. Towser: And then what do I do with them?
Maj. Major Major Major: I don’t care.
First Sgt. Towser: May I send people in to see you after you’ve left?
Maj. Major Major Major: Yes.
First Sgt. Towser: You won’t be here then, will you?
Maj. Major Major Major: No.
First Sgt. Towser: I see, sir. Will that be all?
Maj. Major Major Major: Also, Sergeant, I don’t want you coming in while I’m in my office asking me if there’s anything you can do for me. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir. When should I come in your office and ask if there’s anything I can do for you?
Maj. Major Major Major: When I’m not there.
First Sgt. Towser: What do I do then?
Maj. Major Major Major: Whatever has to be done.
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir.

[Doofrat]

I’ve posted it before, but for anyone thinking about listening to what the “experts” say:
http://www.gold-eagle.com/editorials_01/seymour062001.html

[Doofrat]

I’ve posted it before, but for anyone thinking about listening to what the “experts” say:
http://www.gold-eagle.com/editorials_01/seymour062001.html

[Doofrat]

I’ve posted it before, but for anyone thinking about listening to what the “experts” say:
http://www.gold-eagle.com/editorials_01/seymour062001.html

[Doofrat]

I’ve posted it before, but for anyone thinking about listening to what the “experts” say:
http://www.gold-eagle.com/editorials_01/seymour062001.html

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