Wow, how could I forget the impressive logic in “stick it to the billion-dollar corporation”? Actually I’m quite concerned so for all the Marions and Stellas out there:
warning: sex causes babies
warning: falling down stairwells may cause harm
warning: drills drill
warning: hole punchers punch holes
warning: staples staple things
warning: glue makes things stick together
warning: matches cause fire
warning: scissors cut things
warning: bleach is poisonous
warning: hot things are hot and it is not recommended that you pour them on your vagina
How about this: “special” consumers like Stella get tattoos on their foreheads saying “Warning: this person may hurt herself and sue you.” Has anyone seen “Idiocracy”? It was funny but also kinda scary… Check it out! We’re getting there!
Also check out these lawsuits. Some of them are hilarious, all of them are a rude awakening about law in this fine, young country.
