Update: The POS closed/recorded today, about a week early. The buyer got a 95 percent loan, so those are still out there, but this was not a jumbo. We are very relieved to be done with it, I really think if this had fallen through we would have been stuck with the place indefinitely. Our realtor told us that for the last couple of days it appeared that there was a squatter spending nights in the house. The squatter didn’t do any physical damage (that would be difficult since the house is so disgusting in the first place), but apparently he would sleep there, brush his teeth, and leave his underwear on the floor….not our problem anymore. Phew.