10. You think that life begins at conception, and you think that everyone should think the same way.
9. You make more than $160,850 a year ($195,850 if married filing jointly).
8. Instead of spending money on Iraq and welfare, government should give you a big fat tax cut.
7. You want to buy an AK-47. You know, for self-defense purposes.
6. You’re proud to be white and you don’t want your kids to go to the same school with coons, wetbacks, or chinks.
5. Unions annoy you.
4. You’re tired of spending money on maintaining safe working conditions in the business you own.
3. Instead of hiring illegal immigrant workers for $3/hour, you want to be able to hire U.S citizens for $1/hour to do the same jobs.
2. And of course you don’t want to pay for healthcare for them. Besides, with Ron Paul healthcare will be so much cheaper that they will be able to afford to pay for it from their own pocket.
1. You have a pot of gold coins buried in your backyard.
