“Thankfully we don’t. We’re gay. We don’t have kids (or pets) and neither do our friends – even the lesbians.
We party like heteros do before they have kids. We can tell off-color jokes and not worry about Little Johnny repeating what we said. We can drink and not have to worry about breast feeding. We don’t have to worry about babysitters and we never, ever, ever have to sit through “a few pictures”.
It’s glorious!”
You really know how to make a big tough staight man cry! Actually I love being the dad and the husband. Bad part about being gay, 50/50 chance you end up being the wife I guess. Just kidding! I hope my kids are not looking over my shoulder.oops!
