[quote=temeculaguy][quote=Allan from Fallbrook][quote=Aecetia]TG-
Go ahead and tell them about living on a cruise ship.[/quote]
Aecetia: You never miss an opportunity to bus toss ole TG, do you?
Geez, does he owe you money or something?[/quote]
She’s trying to give away all my secrets, but if everyone knows they will get ruined, O.K. I’ll share the idea, I might need a wingman anyway. Long before piggington she asked me why I jogged, refused to eat sugar, took tango lessons and squireled away my money. My response, When i’m 70 and all the other old dudes are dead or broke, I’m gonna live on cruise ships and chase all the widows (the ratio is like 10-1 on ships, especially in alaska and florida and on longer cruises, single men just don’t go much), then get off the boat, get on another and go until I drop dead. I figured I need about 2000 a week in todays dollars as my retirement income without touching my principal and that is how I have my finances planned. It’s not just another of tg’s crazy and funny plans, I have this one all worked out, hyperinflation or health problems can derail it however.
You’ve heard of the buckets of money retirement strategy, well this is different, I call it the “Cialis at Sea” retirement strategy.[/quote]
This is hilarious and very smart. Any guy with brains should know that the best way to impress women is to be a good dancer (tango especially- very sexy). I always tell my single guy friend who are looking to meet women that you need to go where the women are. Pilates classes, dance classes, yoga.
