Temecula guy: “Also drive at the beginning or end of a school day. Last year I drove through esco every day on my way to work, here’s game to play as you navigate through the hundreds of kids on their way to school. It’s called “find the blonde kid.”
You need to be more thorough: Sit in your car and wait for the “blond kid” to be picked up from school. When the parents show up, you’ll want to make sure the child doesn’t refer to either of them as “Maw”, “Paw” or “Grandmaw Girtie”…
Oh, one more thing. You’ll want to ask the child is he/she has ever had pig’s feet for dinner. If the answer is affirmative, exit stage left, driving like a bat out of hell!