Yeah, but you could use paper napkins, or tissues if you had to, if there was really going to be a shortage. Or just hop in the shower. There’s so many alternatives. Do people typically carry toilet people to work and and when they go shopping too in case they run out outside? I’m being serious.
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Here’s a serious reply. When I was young and foolish I had just moved to CA from another state. My friend “A” talked me into going to NV to find his friend (person “B”)’s house who was holding some stuff (I still don’t know what) for him. So friend A borrowed his other friend’s (call him person C) dad’s car and friend A and I took off for Nevada on I-80 during heavy snow. We arrived in the dead of night, fresh fallen snow covered everything, and friend A can’t remember which house person B lives in. So he stops and starts walking around houses at 3 AM in Sparks, NV leaving footprints all the way around several houses. I stay in the car, I’m not THAT stupid.
I look in the side mirror and up pulls a cop car. Great. Asks for my license. It is from state C. Asks where I live. I say California. He asks who’s car it is. I say I’m not sure. He asks what I’m doing with a license from one state, living in another, sitting in a car I know nothing about, looking for the house of a person I don’t know and can’t give the name of in a state in which I don’t live.
Man, this looks baaaaaaad and I know it.
I just tell him I have no answers for him. So he asks me if there is a gun in the glove box. I say I have no idea. He tells me to open it. So I do. Very slowing.
It has two rolls of toilet paper.
So yeah, people do carry toilet paper around with them.
Apparently most of them live in Northern California.
By the way, I didn’t spend the night in jail but I have no idea why not.[/quote]
You win. The next time I’m hoarding toilet paper, and someone asks, I’ll tell them I need to restock the toilet paper in the glovebox after I finished using the ones in there to cleanup the mess I made in the back seat last night.
