Submitted by 4plexowner on

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Submitted by 4plexowner on May 23, 2007 – 7:37pm.
Q: What do you call a realtor going over a cliff in a golf cart?

A: a speculator.

why did the realtor drive his golf cart off a cliff?
because he didn’t see it coming.

why does a golf course have a 70 foot cliff?
because the developers ran out of money.

what do you say to a realtor driving a golf cart off a cliff?
the bottom is near.

how do you get a realtor to drive his golf cart off a cliff?
tell him it’s only a correction.

how do you stop a realtor from driving off a cliff?
take away his credit cards.

what’s the best time for realtors to drive off cliffs?
low tide.

what’s the worst?
before his investors find him.

what do you do if you see a realtor driving off a cliff?
give him 3%.

what do you do if he lives?
sue.

why did he pick his own carcass up afterwards?
he wanted the commission.

why would a realtor drive off a cliff?
seemed like a good idea at the time…