I’m so glad you’re on the planet. You make my life really interesting and good. thank G-d you’re here or id be so lonely wanting you guys as id have no one to drink or play ping pong with.
stuff i don’t say:
jeez, if id been unable to have kids naturally, i wouldve had to have spent50k on likely ultimately unsuccessful in vitro fertility treatments, and then 50k for each of you to adopt substitute kids from overseas. that’s 200k savings right there, boys. really appreciate that 200k in the pocket….you guys are awesome. i mean, i really woulda spent the money, so it’s just like they actually made me that money by being such good sperm and eggs…
strangely, this is actually probably true…
but my kdis didnt make me 200k richer by being conceived so easily, even accidentally in certain cases…
