See, this is why I need to buy before I find my next ex-wife. Distraction strategies never work. She wants a baby and you distract her with a dog, a year later you will have both. Ever wonder why the time share people mandate you bring the spouse before you get the freebie, they know how this works. Men are simple creatures who fold when one of their basic needs are in danger and women for the most part control the food and sex distribution network. Perfect solution, there is always one or two unspeakable acts in the bedroom that the man likes and the woman hates, it varies but there will be at least one. Make a deal with her, buy the condo or the house and every day the equity is negative or a neighbor has a lower listed price that act will be performed upon request. It’s a win/win, you’ll either be the happiest upside down equity guy in your neighborhood or we are all wrong and you make millions of dollars but didn’t lose anything you weren’t getting anyway. See, there’s an upside to every dilemma.
