[quote=sdrealtor]Change of pace. Today would have been my ex-GF’s 50th birthday. She absolutely loved jokes. One day she was driving home from work (as a teacher) and heard a punchline that made her pee her pants. She came home, googled it, wrote it down and practiced telling it in front of a mirror until she got it down perfectly.
We went out a lot and she told it to everyone we met, complete strangers. I laughed everytime she told it because it was so good, the delivery so perfect and the surprise on peoples faces a joy to watch until they gave in and laughed out loud themselves. She was very attractive with a certain undeniable sex appeal that was perfect for the joke.
Before her passing a couple years ago, I promised her I wouldnt let people forget she was here. I regularly post things on FB for friends and family to enjoy and remember her. But I saved the joke until today on what would have been her 50th to share with family and friends that didnt get to hear her tell it.
If anything could encapsulate her spirit its ALL right here in this joke. So on this day I’ll share it with you all also. When you get to the end imagine her wiping her hand across her mouth while delivering the punchline.
