[quote=sdduuuude][quote=Coronita]I would be undocumented….I didn’t bring any ID prior to picking up a check.[/quote]
I didn’t even think of that. Wow. How do you document that you are undocumented ?
Cali: What is your name:
Me: Vladmir Wang Rodriguez
Cali: Hm. We have no record of you. Here is your $500.
Maybe Barnaby should ask for Mortgage Forbearance and this![/quote]
*Ask for $500 EACH time until they run out of money.
*Then ask the accessor’s office for a deferral of tax payments saying you have no money.
*Then ask the banks for a mortgage forbearance.
*Don’t forget to call SDGE, San Diego Water, and your cell phone company, and say you can’t pay your next 3 months bill, and ask for a deferral.
*Top it off by buying a bunch of trees and shrubs at home depot. Plant the news ones, dig up your old ones and return your old ones as the new ones.
*Lunchtime: go to Costco and buy a pizza and free drink, and eat everything except the last slice. Then complain “this isn’t a pepperoni pizza, a pepperoni pizza has 5 pepperonis, not 4…” and get a refund on the entire pizza. Don’t forget finish the last piece (like last time some lady in front of me did). Don’t forget when you go back to costco, to bring back your cup and get a free drink refill.
Hey, maybe we are onto something. We can write a “Freeloading for Dummies” book, lol.
Hey man, not many people can top me when if it really comes down to working/abusing the system. It’s in my culture and blood!
