[quote=scaredyclassic]Perhaps a cool device would be an automatic recording that plays by speaker when the doorbell is rung:
The police have been automatically contacted. They are on their way. You are in violation of penal code 602 a trespass. Please lie down and put your hands on yr. Head.[/quote]
I prefer a message that says
Push 1 if you want to be pepper sprayed
Push 2 if you want to get shot
Push 3 if you want to be beaten with a night stick
Push 4 if you want to be run over by a car
