I see myself not so much as just another lawyer but more as a cultural treasure who singlehandedly increases ever so slightly property values simply by being here.[/quote]
(Big booming super-hero-announcer voice):
It’s SCAREDY MAN!!
He’s not just another lawyer.
He’s a CULTURAL TREASURE!
Single handedly raising your property values since 2010!!
(Legal disclaimer voice): 94th percentile only, no guarantees. Please, no loud noises, sudden moves, risky investments, questions about women, or other scary things. Void on halloween.
