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[quote=scaredyclassic]From the neck down, I look like a trim 35 y.o.
or better, really than I was at 35. Except for a few skin tags, and grey pubes.
Neck up however is terrifying. I can barely stand to see my face. Like the face skin just gave up. Jowly. Wrinkled. Decaying
I’m positive any future grandchildren would be grossed out. I really don’t look in the mirror much anymore.
The level of nose hair is truly mystifying.
I used to sense if I wanted a 2nd wife, I looked like maybe I could match with a 30, 35 year old. Now I’d look very odd with anyone but an old lady.
I recall being disgusted by the elderly as a child and now…it’s happening..to me…!!!!???
Do I smell like an old man? I still have hair, but it’s…old people hair!!!
I can see how women get suckered to pay billions in face care creams and treatments. This is scary shit!!!
I sense this is going to get much much worse.
I’m ok with it.
but maybe I should stop by cvs and check out the face creams. Moisturizer costs need to be accounted for in retirement planning.
I also have this new thing where if I get up too quickly from bed, or sitting, I get dizzy. I asked my Dr. Wife what it was. She said
You old!!!
What should I do?
Don’t get up quickly.
So no more jumping out of bed. Sit up. Check out your head rush, stand up slow
Wtf.[/quote]
You need a miata. Then you can be grownup that refuses to grow up. Hopefully minus breaking 2 transmission back to back.