Rustico: Nice. Yup, lemme hitch up my rope belt (nod to Jethro Bodine) and go feed my pitbulls out on the back forty.
While I now own Labradors, there was actually a point where I did have a Rottweiler or two. That, however, was more of a nod to my Germanic heritage (I grew up with Rotties and Alsatians), than being involved with the gridiron thugocracy.