public static void

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public static void fixThisShitPleaseBernake() throws FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException, InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException{

while (wall_street_sucking_wind() && banks_sucking_wind()) {

    try {

        injectMoreMoney();

        lowerInterestRates();

    } catch (BearStearnsException bsc) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankConstants.JPMorgan);

    } catch (CitibankException ce) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankConstants.UAEWealthFund);

    } catch (CountrywideException cfc) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankConstants.BankOfAmerica);

    } catch (LehmanException leh) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankSelector.random());

    } catch (UnexpectedBankFailureException ube) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankSelector.random());

    }

    //FIXME: handle FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException 

     //InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException

}