Paramount you act like you are new here, I am vastly superior to others, perfect in every way, ask around.
Let’s just call it writing style with a sarcastic tone, don’t get mad, I’m pompous, but in a lovable way. But you are right, my landlord is a loser, as evidenced by four cops surrounding my rental last night and knocking on the door looking for said landlord for what, I do not know other than they are currently fugitives and not likely to come back here. That’s one of the reasons I don’t really worry about them taking me to court, they won’t be allowed to leave even if they win. Ok, so now I’m holding back only 70% of the story.
