Our three rich uncles (known as the Three Stooges) are going to sit down and figure it out together. Or I think they already did. Two of the three, Bernanke and Paulson, are going to convince and explain to the remaining Stooge (Dodd, bank chairman?) who is not good in math, that the damage was already done, and, like HUMPTY-DUMPTY, no amount of cash can bring back the cracked, walking-dead, OVERBORROWED, Joe6Pack, to wholesome life again. All they can do now is to bailout the enablers who sold invesuckments (“investments”) and suckerities (“securities”) and collateralizedTOCRAP debt obligations (CDO’s) to every suckers in the world. The enablers are crying the loudest of course, and that is why they are getting the bailout in the form of discount ATM windows from the FED available only to the enablers. Worst of all, the enablers don’t give a sheeet-of-care to HUMPTY-DUMPTY. Thus, the trickle-down (or supply side) bailout from our rich uncles won’t really matter to poor HUMPTY-DUMPTY.
