Once I “got it”, I got a good chuckle out of the joke in the original post.
Interestingly, Wall street seems very excited about the prospect of a divided government. For good reason, as it lowers the risk that some weird legislation will come out of left or right field and rock the market.
The Democrats don’t have a consensus on what should be done now in Iraq. To my knowledge there are at least 3 separate plans being promoted. All have potential along wit potential problems, but all sound better than “Stay the Course”.