Oh professional help … here it is …
Bring a large suitcase filled with large bills to your closing table. Needless to say you advertise that fact and dont record it in the sale. Your buyer leaves with that suitcase full of case and the house which you are upside down in … only to shaft the new bank tommorow. Then you both go to Jail, but hey pretty boi casey serin will be waiting with his sweet mouth and a romantic dinner.
Cool.
Cow_tipping.
