My kid got two buckets of candy last night after walking around for 1 1/2 hrs.
I took one of the buckets and gave it to one of my neighbor’s kid who was too lazy to go out and trick o treat himself.
When my kid cried, pouted that wasn’t fair, and asked why, I explained to her that she’s too rich and we needed to redistribute half of her candy to people who didn’t have any candy last night because they didn’t want to walk up and down the hill for 1 1/2 hr….
I’m kidding….I’m kidding…..
I didn’t actually give one of the buckets away….
I just pretended like I was going to so she would know what it feels like so she would get use to it later….
