From what I can gather, there are two genes in the human DNA structure that often appear together in a single individual. One makes you gay and the other one makes you a design-freak. I’m a rare case that only received one of the two. Hence – MRS. duuuude is a female and I love design shows. They’re faaabulous. Uh. I mean. Awesome.
In fact, I thought the “G” in HGTV stood for “Gay” but apparently is is “Garden” Huh. Who knew. My wife and I like to play a game when watching those design competition shows. It’s called “spot the straight guy.” It’s a very difficult game. We have been playing for years and are still looking for him.
We have touched every square inch of our little house since buying it in 1998. We have nothing left to redesign so it must be time to buy a fixer-upper and start over.
