“OMG!” is, like, totally not a thoughtful retort to a point someone has made. Pretend for a moment that you have critical thinking skills and provide a logical rebuttal to the point of my prior post that, in short, “having children is one of the most destructive things that a couple can do to the planet from an environmental standpoint.” Otherwise, your “OMG!” will be interpreted as, “I feel that I have to say something, but I can’t argue with your logic.” Like totally.
Since you’re wondering, I had a very normal childhood. I’d even go so far as to describe it as “happy,” as far as such things go. Among other things, I was not molested, nor did I torture small animals. For a bit more context, I was voted “Most Talented” in my high school graduating class, and was honorable mention in the categories of “Class Clown” and “Most Likely to End Up in Prison.” You can read into that what you will.
Now, it’s Friday night, Marion. Don’t you have a trick to round up?
(I have to admit I just laughed to myself when I read that last sentence again. Was that wrong?)
