Klinger was the guy on MASH, my name is Klinge, like the Klinge-ons (except they’re a little better-looking).
BTW, the ones that state ‘not a short sale’ are usually bank-owned already, so there are plenty that are ‘distressed’.
The lenders are getting buried by foreclosures, and should be giving them away in another 6-12 months. They’ve been trying to hang tough, but they have to be bursting at the gills.