“I’ve lived all over the world–and yes, America has lots of problems–perhaps some have now become almost insurmountable–but I’ll take it every day of the week over any place else.”
Really, where have you lived all over the world? Look, Brits love hate, that’s their thing, but I can promise you most would not give their first born to live in the US. And if they did, you’d want them to go home because they’d whine about everything here too. Criticism is a bitter pill to swallow my friend but sometimes it’s part of the cure.
Anyway, I wanted to post this since it’s more on topic:
The health insurer FDIC (Fiscally Doubtful Insurance Corp), refuses to cover liposuction to remove cellulite for an overweight Fannie, that has suffered years of abuse due to lack of regulatory exercise and high calorific tax breaks. Meanwhile, a close friend Freddie the freeloader chokes on lunch in the lobby. Apparently, the offending morsel was actually an angry tax payer looking for accounting records for the last ten years.
As to the surprising coincidence, marxist tabloid the NY Times, reports that both parties are fitted with ‘somnambulant’ regulators, a kind of defibrillator that insulates internal CEOs (Cholestral Eating Organs) from the outside world. Apparently, a toxin called ‘subprime lending’ has caused internal rupturing, and new donors are currently being sought.
Meanwhile, the pop duo Bernanke and Paulson break through with another hit single, entitled “It’s Contained”, and CNN continues to report the mortgage crisis is somehow linked to recent UFO sightings.
