im only currently licensed as a lawyer, but lately I have been in the mood to do surgery on someone. I was hoping to just start out with something simple, like yanking out an appendix, but if brain surgery is required, i think i can do that. I really wouldnt mind cutting open someone’s chest and transplanting a heart or lung. in fact, it seems like it would be kind of nice, clean cold and impersonal, and greatly appeals to me. i wouldn’t mind drilling someone’s head, either.
