If you need something other

[bibsoconner]

If you need something other than Viagra for getting erections, I recommend* bananas with spiders. See:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/12/spiders-bananas-erection_n_6859190.html

*I am not a medical doctor and this should not be construed as advice. Always consult with your medical provider before embarking on a course of bananas with spiders.