I think the x-ray machines are great. Besides, x-rays are probably healthy for you anyway. The next time I fly, I’m gonna request a chick for the gropedown. I know all the ladies are gonna want to once they see the size of my schwanz in that x-ray machine.
Hey, if it will keep me safe from the terrists that I know are all around us at all times everywhere, It’s A-OK by me. BTW I think there is a terrist operating the dry cleaners down the street, I’m gonna make a call and turn him in before he does something.