I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the united states of America
And to the republic for which it stands
One nation under the true and livin G-d Through his only son Jesus Christ who has blessed our nation with a special destiny above all others and who breathes life into all of our laws,
Indivisible insofar as you’re with us
With liberty (depending on your perspective)
And justice (through laws enacted by your corporate owned legislator)
For pretty much everyone (exceptions may apply during perpetual wartime)
