I have an idea for a business model. The valley already has a huge wedding industry in place. Tourism was at 530 million back in 2006, I’m sure it’s higher now. It’s a destination wedding location and a destination golf location, plus it has the largest casino/resort in the state. The 30+ wineries and the casino are filled with bachelorette parties on every spring weekend. What it lacks is the facilities for a bachelor party. I’m part of a middle aged group of friends that take golf trips from time to time. The places we go also have what can only be called gentlemen’s clubs. The nearest one to temecula is more than 30 miles away and they aren’t that nice. Casinos, golf, destination weddings…..add it up, a gentleman’s club would make a killing if it could navigate the conservative poltical climate that bounced hooters out of town. But you are a lawyer, certainly you can find some case law for the cause. I’ve got tools and saws. We build a barn at your place, a bar, instal a stripper pole. Watch risky business, then watch porky’s, it will be fun. I say, don’t even tell the wife what were up to, we’ll take notes and later it becomes the screenplay for next summer’s blockbuster movie. Tg and scardey’s ultimate adventure, it’s almost a copy of 2 1/2 men minus the kid and I already have the nat nast shirts. Forget the humanure and the old people weddings with harps, let’s go bada bing club, high end of course.
