I felt like being a shithead and decided to get into the election spirit. I decided to each my first grader what “tax” means and what “progressive” tax means.
*So first the first bag, I’m gonna confiscated 1 piece of candy for every 2 pieces she had.
*For the second bag, I’m gonna confiscate 1 piece of candy for every 2 pieces she had.
*For third bag, I confiscate 2 pieces of candy for every 1 piece she had.
And when she asks, I’m gonna tell her that I’m gonna give her all the candy I confiscated to her friends that decided to go home early and not walk up the hill to get the second and third bag….just to be “fair”…..
