i feel euphoric, simply from pullups and Kirkland brand bourbon. which is indicdentally really good. i was trying to persuade my son that kirkland bourbon is so incredibly depressingly suburban that it was actually hip, like, ironic or full circle or something? he assured me it did not work that way. i dont recall ever feeling this amazing in my entire life! i also bought a lot of dried seaweed and an otter case for my new phone. at costco. my dad didn’t buy seaweed or otter cases or off brand bourbon for that matter. how will consumer life be different for my boy? will he be purchasing kelp diapers and dried mealworm nuggets? who knows?! will he be buying food units with bitcoins/ i hope he has fun
