Here is the internal map that most Americans will use to make their decision in November.
OBAMA LIGHTWEIGHT FLIP FLOPPER MIDDLE NAME HUSSEIN ENOUGH SAID TERRORIST APPEASER RUMORED TO BE BLACK
MCCAIN WAR HERO POW BOMB BOMB IRAN STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS OH MY GOD THERE ARE TERRORISTS EVERYWHERE HE IS DEFINITELY WHITE
McCain wins handily in 2008 thanks to a combination of “swiftboating” as well as “caging” and “Diebolding” techniques ala Florida 2000 or Ohio 2004. War with Iran within the next 9 months. War with China and Russia within 5 years. May you live in interesting times.
