Here, I’ll balance the

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Here, I’ll balance the budget.

Step one, expire the Obama extended Bush tax cuts.
Step two: let the FICA tax reduction expire.
Step three: reduce military budget by 40% bring the war troops home. (Psst, we’ll still be spending a half trillion on the military.)
Step four: reduce discretionary spending by 20%.

There. budget balanced.

IT is the f-ing simple.