George W passed a law today that says that all downturns can only last for a max of 12 months or 4 consequive quarters. This downturn began about this time last year, so it has to be ending about now, by GW’s devine procolmation. (God speaks to him personally). Therefore devine intervention will surly be only a day or two away and everyone knows that it would be easier to fit a camel through the eye of a needle than to let a rich person into heaven, so we may as well throw all our money away. See finding religion can be a good thing for financial markets.