*Gasp* a Subaru?! That’s for a North-Eastern or North-Western progressive outdoorsmen. You should be driving a F150 extended cab and living in Santee.
You sound like my cousin’s husband, jg. He’s a hardcore conservative but because of where he lives, his kids all turned out to be progressives. Better move to Santee or Fallbrook before it’s too late. (all said in good fun and humor)