fucking old people’ with their senior discounts and fearfulness and conservative worldviews.. their stupid nostalgia and medical bills. their particular smell and damaged skin
i hate them and that im becoming one.
i have a new exercise im working on to combat my general groaning when i have to get up from a supine position. u can try it too.
drop to the floor.
quickly get on your back.
quickly get back to your knees. jump up.
repeat.
i really dont want to be one of those old people who make noise when they have to stand up.
