[quote=fredo4][quote=davelj][quote=fredo4]Plus, you want to have a wife to grow old with, don’t you? Who else is going to give you sponge baths?[/quote]
When I discuss my aversion to marriage with others, people often ask, “You don’t want to grow old and die alone, do you?” My response: God willing.
If you have sufficient funds, you can pay for sponge baths. From women much more attractive than a 60+something spouse.[/quote]
That’s fine, if you can still enjoy it while the sponge bather is gagging. I was an in-house nurse for an old guy while I was in college, so I know what I’m talking about.[/quote]
Someone’s gonna gag. Either it’s the young nurse looking at my wrinkly old ass, or it’s me looking at my wife’s wrinkly old ass. I’ll defer the gagging to the person providing the service, thank you very much.
