First, we need to become #1

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First, we need to become #1 in agriculture.

I know you were just being sarcastic, but it made me curious so I looked it up. We are in fourth place for agricultural output in dollars worldwide. Only China, India, and Brazil are ahead of us, and two of those countries have more than double our population. Per capita, only Brazil beats the US for agricultural output in dollars.