like, why is this news today/ Did more people choke on steak? why don’t we outlaw steak? why don’t we have federally mandated chewing programs? Why don’t we just have federally mandated dental police, for that matter…
hey wait, that was vermin supreme’s platform!
also the coach at eisenhower high in san bernardino got shot last night. if only he’d been heavily armed and had his gun drawn as he was approaching that public restroom…