Equalizer: Unfortunately, you’re using logic and rational arguments to make your point. In the face of the ruthless propagandizing the left has done, you have no hope.
It is our responsibility to take care of those Somali pirates. It is grossly unfair that the captain of the hijacked ship makes 200x (200 times!) what the average Somali makes. While interventionism is bad (except when undertaken by the Clinton Administration), conferring American largess in the form of “subsidies” (ransom is such an ugly word) is good.
Black is white, and less is more. And, remember: Big Brother loves you!