[quote=doofrat][quote=scaredyclassic]it does seem irrational that the creator is a bear on aunicycle who farts souls. first of all, bears are small and bound to the earth, probably, they only live in certain habitats. it’s not really likely that the farting and the soul are connected. it just seems irrational to think that souls are created by farting bears. is it dogmatic to hold to that view? no. probably not. there’s nothing to support it. for those who believe that we will find out in the afterlife that indeed, there is a special bear, one not bound by earthly laws, one who rides and farts souls…i say…dogmatically…no…no, that’s wrong.
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Scaredy, it’s a CLOWN riding a unicycle, not a BEAR, that’s the other religion. Geesh, before you go bagging on my Clown religion maybe you need to understand it better![/quote]
the bear resonates more with me, feels more mythologically powerful. Also clowns were a relatively recent invention. Bear farts seems more plausibly linked to a powerful other world while clown farts are just sad. Not as sad as nailing people to crosses. But sad.
