Don’t be a “housing bear”, be a “pro standard of living bull!”
Start channeling Larry Kudlow (if can avoid throwing up in your mouth)
“It’s no crash, silly! It’s a great thing of Amuurican capitalism, like outsourcing. It’s free trade bringing prosperity to the great American entrepreneur! We get to enjoy the peace and prosperity of this Great Republican Adminsitration and stop with your Democrat negativisms, foreclosure this and bankruptcy that. I love the smell of foreclosures in the morning—it smells like victory of the pro-growth class over the pro-government-bureaucrat class”
