three years ago you promised me a free pony. where the hell is it.
signed,
scaredycat
dear constitutent
although i promised yo ua free pony, if you listen later in my speech, I also explicitly stated that i would say anything to get elected. your free pont is in the mail. thank you for your blind and unthinking supprort.
President Vermin Supreme.
weird. when the president talks about gov involvement in business, the publicans talk about hwo govt doesn’t creat jobs. then they flip the reverse-o on him and say wtf why haven’t you created jobs?
crazy, man!
vermin supreme would get around this crazy-making by ensuring that federal law provides you can have your hostess dessert products and eat them too.
vote for vermin supreme! even though i didn’t.
gary johnson irritates me too but at least he’s not part of the nromal debate which makes my head hurt.
i wish i’d voted for vermin. then i could wear the shirt with pride
