Why don’t people take me more seriously? I mean, I’ve been totally right about everything that I’ve ever posted on the internet except for all those times when I’ve been completely wrong and it’s been pointed out to me in the most unceremonious fashion by those evil Piggingtonians. Anyhow, back to the drawing board. Note to self: Remember to order the steel bars for the windows and the new security system. I fear for my safety, Diary. Really, I do. Especially from sdrealtor and Rich. If I die under strange circumstances, Diary, please point the police in the direction of the aforementioned. I’m sure they will be found culpable.
