cooperthedog: “Judging from your well crafted and witty response, I think I really hit pay dirt!”
I wouldn’t be so sure about that…all my responses are witty.
cooperthedog: “In addition, I AM a dog – “cooperthedog” to be exact – so my significant other would naturally be a b!tch, as well as any woman who raised me… and, since I’m a dog, and by your own “logic”, such a good judge of character, I can say your recent behaviour is lacking…”
Since you have admitted that your own mother is a dog, tell me…when you were growing up, did you hear moaning or “barking” behind closed doors?…